The QUACKERS – a new meaning to the word soap opera – steamy episode 1

‘Come on in, the water’s lovely’ says Hot Rod Duck to Slapper Duck.

‘If you think I’m getting in there with you, dressed like this, you’ve got another think coming….’ Says Slapper Duck to Hot Rod Duck.

‘Aw, c’mon’ says Hot Rod Duck ‘you know you want to’.

‘What makes you think you know what I want?’ says Slapper Duck

‘But it’s warm, and I am, after all, the HOT Rod Duck’

‘Don’t kid yourself matey, you’re all mouth and no trousers’ she says.

Why don’t you try me tonight?’ he says

‘Don’t get frothy with me!’ she retorts ‘and besides, I got dressed up to the nines because I though that’s what you like’

Hot Rod Duck leers……‘Mmmmmm I doooooooooooo’ ……..’In fact I like you dressed up in your fine feathers just because I can pluck you’

‘You’re NOT ruffling my feathers tonight, you’ve been drinking.’

‘Oh go on, you’re really floating my boat’ (‘And I LOVE it when you get cross like that.’)

‘I’ll give you a good spanking if you’re not careful…..’

Will Hot Rod Duck get his wicked way with Slapper Duck?
Will Slapper Duck dish out the discipline like she says she will?

Will Hot Rod Duck just get into hot water or will he be needing a cold shower?

Tune in to next week’s episode to see how our new hot soap stars are making a splash!

Actresses and actors used in the making of this shot were supplied by the Claz Drama Agency. Stupid idea for shot came straight out of Linda's warped mind.

Last year, I was outside the Earl of Cornwall and wishing I was inside the county of Cornwall.