Unknown to us parents at the time, certain beings from other places were monitoring our every move. In this photo of the 4th graders at Armand Bayou Elementary you can clearly see the glow of a momentary stroboscopic impingement monitoring device (MSIMD) in their eyes. This is literally a one in a billion shot. The pulse durations (momentary is just a euphemism) are well below the femtosecond range. Normally one would write this off as a case of red eye from a flash exposure, but the quick of mind out there will notice that every eye is exactly the same color, almost as if it had been cloned in Photoshop, which of course it wasn't. This similarity of color and intensity is characteristic of the MSIMD radiation patterns.
The MSIMD is a clever gadget that reads the retinal neural pathwarys which are connected to the brain. They are able to interpret the semi digital analog inverted ray transmissions of the retinal recpetors and thereby actually see what is on the human's mind. We have reason to believe the they employ these MSIMD devices in the vicinity of "genltemen's clubs" just for the amusement value.
We have been observing such phenomena in Washington State for some time. The most troubling aspect regards the Wyndam Midwich oscillations, detected and recorded only by an MSIMD that is coupled to a Sanders Fratostatic Abacus (Made in USA from foreign sub-assemblies). The oscillations are thought to be responsible for lowering the overall academic performance of grade-school students, thus representing a threat to our national security.
