Nearing the end of the project, I have had to ask myself if there was enough danger in it to this point... Yes, I did burn the heck out of my finger once after a weld (it looks so peaceful even though by many estimates it was literally as hot as the surface of the sun just a few seconds prior)... Yes, I will be wiring up a 110v water heater element into some water-holding home-made contraption that I haven't devised yet... Yes, I admit that I don't know much about electricity.... Yes, I'll be suspending 13 gallons of boiling water off the ground on a frame I made from a piece of forgotten exercise equipment... Yes, I learned to weld said piece of exercise equipment as I went... So it's pretty clear I think. Yup, something's lacking. Fire! I did careful research on The Simpsons and had my goal in mind: "This baby can flash-fry a buffalo in under forty seconds." (Moe refering to his new deep fryer)