Mr. Clean aint going to make a difference here, nor Spic adn Span, nor a couple gallons of Murphys Oil Soap. Thinking a match, some kerosene and - RUN….
That is a pretty cool shot. You are the master of that lens! That toilet looks safe, I'd use it. Not sure how you got up that high...but a high 5 for braving the upstairs to get this shot!