This kettle must not be used until it has been checked for electrical safety by a competent person.
I took my life in my hands getting so close to it.
I had the special hat on in case of any hazardous occurrences though.
Beautiful sunny day outside.
I'm stuck up in my eyrie,
high in the Ivory Tower.
Soon though, I will unfurl my lovely golden hair,
climb down it and make my escape in the Green Goddess.
She waits, silently down below, aquiver with the anticipation of it all...