This is Finn's seven year old 512MB USB memory stick - it's been stuffed into trouser pockets and school bags, and has been through the wash countless times. It looks like it's been subjected to some sort of grisly Bunsen burner experiment too....

...but it still works, apparently. I have advised Cruden Major to maybe not rely on this particular memory stick for much longer - it looks like its ghost is about to depart permanently and perhaps imminently