So you say you're having trouble with your girl?
Well, I can't help you, but the mercenary "Mr. Dirty"
here, he can get the job done, and for dirt cheap! :)

"You got a lady and you want her gone,
But you ain't got the guts,
She keeps naggin' at you night 'n' day,
Enough to drive you nuts,
Pick up the phone, leave her alone,
It's time you made a stand,
For a fee, I'm happy to be
Your back door man, hey...
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap!"

-AC/DC, "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" 1976

Note: AC/DC is in my opinion, the best raw hard rock band ever.
No bones, no BS, pure high voltage rock.

This is for entertainment purposes only. I do not condone or
advocate stalking, or violence of any kind. Control yourself,
be a man, man!