Who could not admire my glittering green raccoon eyes, my voluptuous figure, my beautiful dress? I hooked up with Melanie for this photo, where she fended off the paparazzi.
christ on a crutch that's the ugliest friggin thing i've ever seen. rottie was looking over my shoulder and started hurling his litterbox breakfast all over the keyboard. even rush at his worst wore lipstick, don...jesus! have some self-respect. or have billy loan you some... and to think i was trying to get off the blow--now i'll need at least five lines to erase this image from my mind.
