 The key to happiness, Jimbo, is often found within. |
 Always keep your eye on the ball. |
 Anyone can walk on water (providing there's a log nearby) |
 Let's make sure we have jobs for these brave patriots when their tour of duty is complete. |
 With proper maintenance, this truck could have been rust free. |
 Breakfast of champions... |
 Don't try this at home! |
 “When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger” |
 For over five years, people have made Sparky's PortaPotties #1 |
 Always upsell... |
 It was a simple question, I thought... |
 Pretty door, sure...but shouldn't there be a handle??? |
 There are some real bargains in the foreclosure market. |
 With just a little paint, even a modest home can be bright and cheerful! |
 Maybe this guy's tired of hearing it... |
 This could have been you... |
 If so, how can I patch things up? |
 One more thing! |
 It's important to honor your commitments. |
 You Write the Caption! |
 There are many paths to happiness. Follow the path with heart. |
 Ah yes, grasshopper. But what is the sound of ONE hand clapping? |
 You're the one who wanted to ride at sunrise. Now shake your tail!!! |
 I sure hope you remembered to go before we left home. |
 Now, when we get inside, I want everyone to keep their voices low to show your respect. |
 Relax and enjoy the game, but don't overlook the importance of sunscreen! |
 Let's remember, people! Spay or neuter your pets! |
 The importance of stretching can't be over-estimated. |