Ah yes, Great Britain...

...needless to say none of the ducks managed to stay upright (you think they might have checked buoyancy and balance BEFORE purchasing 165,000 of them, but then I suppose if we can't check which year a new millennium starts, or whether it's legal to invade countries, or check whether innocent tube passengers deserve to have their heads blown off by armed Police, then what hope for something so trivial?).