 nikola3.jpg direct current DC made of fail |
 NIKOLA4.jpg Sledge hammer now |
 nikola5.jpg steal ideas like edison |
 almostfamous.jpg Music, cool is the drug the hook you on |
 theatercat.jpg fucking with every electric light |
 rimdim.jpg strand lighting Rim dim joke |
 electinsult.jpg truss tart squint, par pussy, gobo geek, focus fairy |
 followspot3.jpg spot 3 where the fuck are you |
 hightech.jpg backstage where high tech meets low life |
 IA.jpg IATSE is all this shit essential |
 IA1.jpg Iatse in all things stagehands excel IATSE |
 laborpimp.jpg Labor pimp steward poem |
 littlewire.jpg little wire big money |
 spotop.jpg Princess not spot op |
 carbs.jpg carbs in my theater |
 doughnuts.jpg doughnuts in my theater |
 ceiling cat watch you orchestrate.jpg Symphony |
 arttemp.jpg Soundboard cat artistic temperment |
 backtostudio.jpg don't come to studio high |
 bitchexual.jpg dual technical jobs sound and ligh board operators or follow spot |
 bunksock.jpg touring bunck sunk crew bus |
 foh.jpg Front of house |
 fuelrecpts.jpg Tour production staff joke |
 gigo.jpg Garbage in garbage out |
 godcreated.jpg Light verses sound stage hand humor |
 greasethepaw.jpg pay your tech or have silence and darkness |
 howaboutmute.jpg bandmember's girlfriend on stage can't play or sing sound solution Linda Mcartney |
 humminggreenlight.jpg Sound bashes stage lighting |
 inspiration.jpg Actor or director inspiration mental health disorder |
 Isee.jpg I see said lighting designer to the deaf sound engineer |
 madnut.jpg Have we made the nut yet? |
 opener.jpg opening acts get screwed for equipment use |
 PLANETICKET.jpg You got my plane ticket home aka fired then shut the fuck up |
 promotertshoot.jpg promoter shoot him again |
 rulessound.jpg rules of the road touring concert dance stage |
 saintyPer Diem.jpg when is my wekly living cash aka per diem |
 SHUTUPAND LISTEN.jpg |
 sodomandgom.jpg old tour staff or groupy |
 soundcheck.jpg sound check not rehearsal |
 suckbutton.jpg suck button 11 eleven |
 trusswontrust.jpg stage lighting truss aluminum won't rust waiting to be flown |
 WILLMIX.jpg will mix for cheesbuger or chessborough |
 yourrider.jpg drowning promter throw your rider |
 zeroout.jpg zero sound board to leave with fillin fucked for figuring out the propermix |
 careerladder.jpg stage crew career adavncement |
 cheeseburough.jpg cheeseburger noot chesse borough |
 deadpromoter.jpg dead dog in road joke with promoter |
 eatandmeet.jpg backstage passes for blow jobs or oral sex |
 fixinmix.jpg fixing it in the mix is like throwing fresh liter on poop |
 ICHOKEDCONNIE.jpg ark sweet connie backstage legend groupie |
 inconfusionthereisprofit.jpg |
 nopooponbus.jpg pee on tour bus but can't poop |
 safetymeeting.jpg safety meeting stoner code word |
 trampoline.jpg boots off unless jumping on banjo |
 unityminusinfin.jpg channel muted |
 whateverittakes.jpg 240 208 220 ac power motors lights sound power distor what ever it takes |
 what goes on the road.jpg stays on the road |
 yup all 16 here.jpg fake crew call filled |
 aoundlkighthuhjpg.jpg soungd and light guy answer to question |
 bittneytouched.jpg bad touch backstage |
 herpestour.jpg herpes joke for touring |
 hunterquote.jpg music business shallow money trench good men die like dogs and negative side |
 imfiredhaniorocks.jpg Hanoi rocks shirt working motely crue because vince neil killed lead singer razzle |
 invisible-roadcase.jpg |
 not on tour until you sleep on the bus for the first night road crew verses local crew or roadies verses stagehand |
 speed of light .jpg verse speed of sound |
 spellcrewed.jpg can't spell screwed without crew |
 telepoool.jpg tv get thrown in pools lots |
 twopointsjpg.jpg rigger jesus joke two points |
 whereisfoh.jpg if all the world is a stage where is front of house. |
 riothouse.jpg Riot house aka hyatt house in Los Angles CA |
 dminor.jpg D minor saddest key spinal tap |
 grammerhamlet.jpg You're or your that is the question |
 nikola .jpg tesla inventor excitement |
 nikola 1.jpg tesla bashing thomas edison for method of inventing |
 nikola2.jpg |
 signal.jpg |
 union-cattimeandahalf.jpg once upon time and a half |
 under_water_4sigfrey.jpg tiger show after biting sigfrey and roy joke |
 under_water_4tigerass.jpg tiger didn't do anything but be a tiger that bit sigfrey in vegas |
 Hey rube.jpg circus & carny cry for help |
 SMELLCORN.jpg Smell corn on someone very new |