|  PSSSSSSTTTTT...HEY LADY!
 |  MUST BE THE DRESS THAT TURNS HIM ON!
 |  LIKE A FISH OUTA WATER....ROSE TO THE OCCASION SO I COULD GET A GOOD SHOT!
 |  CATFISH CHOIR SINGING "WE ARE FAMILY, I GOT ALL MY CATFISH WITH ME"
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|  DID ANYONE SEE THAT TRUCK THAT HIT ME??
 |  HORSE'S ASS
 |  OH WHAT A RELIEF IT IS!!
 |  DO YOU THINK MY NOSE IS TOO BIG?
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|  DENTAL WORK NEEDED....NEEDS A CLEANING AND IS READY TO OBLIGE
 |  PAY DAY
 |  HORSE PLAYING DEAD
 |  WHEN YA GOTTA GO, YA GOTTA GO!
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|  GETTING SERIOUSLY GOOSED
 |  DEAR HEAVENLY FATHER, THANK YOU FOR THIS DAY AND THE NUTS!  AMEN!
 |  HORACE, IT DON'T SMELL THAT BAD!
 |  MY BELLY IS BIGGER THAN MY BUTT!
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|  FEET AND A TRUNK
 |  HEY BUDDY.....WANNA BUY A WATCH?
 |  LOOKING AT ME UPSIDE DOWN
 |  WHEN AN OSTRICH ATTACKS
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|  GONNA BREAK OUT OF HERE!  DOESN'T SOMEONE HAVE A FILE OR WIRECUTTERS??
 |  BLOWING DIRT!
 |  TWO BILLED DUCK
 |  HMMMM....WHAT'S DOWN THERE???
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|  ONE PAW DOWN!
 |  THIS SHOULDN'T TAKE LONG
 |  WHEN I SAID "BITE ME" I DIDN'T MEAN IT LITERALLY! AHHHHHHHH!
 |  GET OUTA HERE....THIS IS MY TERRITORY!!
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|  THE CROONER
 |  I'VE GOT YOU BY THE SHORT FEATHERS!
 |  AHHHH...THERE'S A SHRIMP STUCK IN MY BEAK!  HELP!!!!!!!!!!
 |  WHICH WAY DID HE GO, WHICH WAY DID HE GO??
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|  SO WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT??  I GUESS YOU'VE NEVER SEEN A TWO HEADED FLAMINGO BEFORE!  HOW RUDE!!
 |  BIRD FIGHT
 |  HE'S A JERK...JUST FORGET ABOUT HIM...THERE ARE PLENTY MORE MONKEYS IN THE TREES!
 |  YELLOW CROWNED NIGHT HERON GETTING SOME LUNCH
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|  WALKING UP THE WALL
 |  SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE, SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE, SHAKE YOUR BOOTIE, SHAKE YOUR BOOTIE
 |  GETTING BALANCED
 |  LOST HIS LUNCH
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|  I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT, SHORT AND STOUT.  HERE IS MY HANDLE, HERE IS MY SPOUT.....
 |  OSTRICH, UP CLOSE AND TOO PERSONAL
 |  EYE SEE YOU
 |  STANDING ON WATER
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|  FRISBEE CATCHING POOCH
 |  REALLY ENJOYING THE WATER ON THIS HOT DAY
 |  MY CHEEKS ARE FULL, NOW WHAT????
 |  IT'S A BIRD....IT'S A PLANE....NO IT'S SUPER SQUIRREL!
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|  IF WE ALL HAD COLORFUL BUTTS LIKE THIS NO ONE WOULD HAVE TO WEAR PANTS!
 |  GIVING MOM A KISS
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