 PSSSSSSTTTTT...HEY LADY! |
 MUST BE THE DRESS THAT TURNS HIM ON! |
 LIKE A FISH OUTA WATER....ROSE TO THE OCCASION SO I COULD GET A GOOD SHOT! |
 CATFISH CHOIR SINGING "WE ARE FAMILY, I GOT ALL MY CATFISH WITH ME" |
 DID ANYONE SEE THAT TRUCK THAT HIT ME?? |
 HORSE'S ASS |
 OH WHAT A RELIEF IT IS!! |
 DO YOU THINK MY NOSE IS TOO BIG? |
 DENTAL WORK NEEDED....NEEDS A CLEANING AND IS READY TO OBLIGE |
 PAY DAY |
 HORSE PLAYING DEAD |
 WHEN YA GOTTA GO, YA GOTTA GO! |
 GETTING SERIOUSLY GOOSED |
 DEAR HEAVENLY FATHER, THANK YOU FOR THIS DAY AND THE NUTS! AMEN! |
 HORACE, IT DON'T SMELL THAT BAD! |
 MY BELLY IS BIGGER THAN MY BUTT! |
 FEET AND A TRUNK |
 HEY BUDDY.....WANNA BUY A WATCH? |
 LOOKING AT ME UPSIDE DOWN |
 WHEN AN OSTRICH ATTACKS |
 GONNA BREAK OUT OF HERE! DOESN'T SOMEONE HAVE A FILE OR WIRECUTTERS?? |
 BLOWING DIRT! |
 TWO BILLED DUCK |
 HMMMM....WHAT'S DOWN THERE??? |
 ONE PAW DOWN! |
 THIS SHOULDN'T TAKE LONG |
 WHEN I SAID "BITE ME" I DIDN'T MEAN IT LITERALLY! AHHHHHHHH! |
 GET OUTA HERE....THIS IS MY TERRITORY!! |
 THE CROONER |
 I'VE GOT YOU BY THE SHORT FEATHERS! |
 AHHHH...THERE'S A SHRIMP STUCK IN MY BEAK! HELP!!!!!!!!!! |
 WHICH WAY DID HE GO, WHICH WAY DID HE GO?? |
 SO WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?? I GUESS YOU'VE NEVER SEEN A TWO HEADED FLAMINGO BEFORE! HOW RUDE!! |
 BIRD FIGHT |
 HE'S A JERK...JUST FORGET ABOUT HIM...THERE ARE PLENTY MORE MONKEYS IN THE TREES! |
 YELLOW CROWNED NIGHT HERON GETTING SOME LUNCH |
 WALKING UP THE WALL |
 SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE, SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE, SHAKE YOUR BOOTIE, SHAKE YOUR BOOTIE |
 GETTING BALANCED |
 LOST HIS LUNCH |
 I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT, SHORT AND STOUT. HERE IS MY HANDLE, HERE IS MY SPOUT..... |
 OSTRICH, UP CLOSE AND TOO PERSONAL |
 EYE SEE YOU |
 STANDING ON WATER |
 FRISBEE CATCHING POOCH |
 REALLY ENJOYING THE WATER ON THIS HOT DAY |
 MY CHEEKS ARE FULL, NOW WHAT???? |
 IT'S A BIRD....IT'S A PLANE....NO IT'S SUPER SQUIRREL! |
 IF WE ALL HAD COLORFUL BUTTS LIKE THIS NO ONE WOULD HAVE TO WEAR PANTS! |
 GIVING MOM A KISS |