It was a time of civil strife.
Rebel hackers, striking
from a hidden base, have won
their first victory against
the rigged voting machines of the evil Bush Empire.
During the battle, Rebel
spies managed to steal secret
plans to Darth Cheney's
ultimate weapon, the ROVE
STAR, an armored space
station with enough power
to destroy the constitution and
all vestiges of truth,
and replace them with Weapons
of Mass Distraction on Fox.
Pursued by the Empire's
sinister agents, Prince
Obama races home aboard his
starship, custodian of the
stolen plans that can save his
people and restore
freedom to America....
