Friends, my Dad did something very peculiar today. He decided to try rolling on the ground with his legs in the air like I do.
Now, there are certain things that are perfectly acceptable when a pooch does them... but when
a poochdad attempts them... well, they just look a bit silly, don't they?
I mean, to do the thing properly you need a tail at the very least. And poor Dad doesn't have a tail.
Do you think Dad will be offended if I break it to him how daft he looks?

dad: what on earth's up with pbase this evening? s-l-o-w-w-w!