Sir -
In response to yours of the 24th inst. I can only say that your
weather-men leave a lot to be desired. I have been waiting for
two whole days for the promised sunshine. It had better be
here by the weekend or I will find myself in the unenviable position of
making a personal journey to your alleged "weather centre"
and wiping muddy paws on your trouser legs.
- Yours, Disgusted of Mayfair.