Dad's been very naughty and bought a new lens today - these boring black heavy things that I am
not allowed to play with. He says we've got to keep it a secret from Mum until Monday as otherwise
she'll be cross that Dad didn't wait for something called a VAT reduction. I don't know what that
is but as it rhymes with CAT I'd be very suspicious of it.
Dad's testing out the lens in this shot... closer... closer... it's so tempting to have a quick
sniff and lick of the lens when it's this close by. Do you think Dad would notice if I did?