Help all the rednecks and the flatfoot policemen
Through the terrible functions they all must perform.
God help the winos, the junkies, and the weirdos,
And every poor soul who's adrift in the storm.
Help everybody, so they all get some action,
Some love on the weekend, some real satisfaction.
(Frank Zappa)

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