This unenhanced image of strange lines is being studied for possible links to NASCAR, source of huge drawings in Peru and numerous paved ovals in CONUS. Initial conclusion is that these are Third Era artifacts. The straight lines are thought to constitute an alignment grid for a parallel universe.

There is no need for a cover story about this, as the public is well aware of the related Nazca lines and doesn’t care about them. The lines pictured here are near Grand Coulee in eastern Washington State.
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