Be on the lookout for this Windows-based game called "Spider Solitaire." It is known to be habit-forming from the very start. Even agents having the strongest levels of discipline have fallen victim to its grasp. One agent, who will remain unnamed while he undergoes a stressful deprogramming, recently observed another agent playing this game at a mobile tracking and identification station (MTIS). At the time he was hardly interested in the game because of his passion for FreeCell. A few days later, when back at base, he tried the game just to see what the attraction was. Since then he has forsaken FreeCell for Spider. His level of involvement with Spider is such that all his normal duties are jeopardized.

THIS GAME MUST BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS
(except in a controlled training environment).

Agent Cross, the person who exposed the unnamed agent to this devastating pasttime, is under constant surveillance to determine if he is a mole from The Other Side, bent on undermining morale and productivity on The Team.