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12-FEB-2007

12th February 2007 - dirty girl in mud-wrestling debacle

I got inspired for this shot by Enny and Johnny yesterday, whose comments made me chuckle. Thanks guys, as ever, much appreciated.

So, today then…..

Well, far from the Met Office’s promised dry day, it’s been pissing down here pretty much all day. I am off work (the day job) for the day and was hoping to finish my beds in my veggie plot. Not a chance! The likelihood of coaxing DM out there in this lot – well, I’d have stood more chance of being asked to marry David Cassidy frankly!

After a dodgy start and an encounter with someone whose pot is clearly always ‘half empty’ who took great delight in telling me we’ve done everything we’ve done here ‘wrong’ so it’s no wonder we’re encountering problems now…….gggrrrrrr – don’t you just hate that!

I mooched around for a bit feeling glum because I have no way of appraising whether he’s right or not and whether we’ve just thrown a whole load of loot down the pan as it were. Then I thought to myself ‘come on Linda, this isn’t like you, you’re a pot-half-full girl…..don’t let the bastards grind you down, vivify yourself, go and do something that you KNOW is right and good and will not crash down around your ears’ so I did.

Do you know what? I went out there in the pissing rain and took the turf off what will be bed 5, threw it in the wheelbarrow, then out into the field where it now looks like a load of anthills. It’s now ready for rotovating. I raked, and de-stoned bed 4, which was finished late yesterday. Now all that needs is its warm coat (weed-control matting) and it’s all ready to go. I sorted out the paths between beds 2,3 and 4, scooped poop and fed wabbits and wild birds.

I AM the best friend of the wild bird community round here – they get fabulously well-fed by yours truly and we have been rewarded by getting a rare visitor to the UK on our bird-table this weekend – a couple of Serins…and for any fellow(!) twitchers out there, yes, I’m pretty sure they’re Serins and no, I’m as sure as I can be they’re not mutant Greenfinches or Siskins (both of which we also have here). Now you see, I’ve gone and ruined the street-cred I got from my dirty girl in mud-wrestling debacle by admitting to being a secret twitcher…….oh no, you’ve found out my dirty little secret.

Now, there is only one bed needing to be de-turfed and five are done. Come to think of it as am I – completely done, to a frazzle, pooped. I intend to do nothing more today than to put my feet up on the sofa and rest…….

Mouldy stuff was my subject last year.

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Rene Hales14-Feb-2007 21:56
Well deserved - your rest that is. I can't wait for the continuation of the garden all spring and summer long. It will be wonderful in pictures and stories of the glories of the plantings.--Rene
Rob Philip13-Feb-2007 01:32
David..

The "glass half empty" comment I understand (and use). The "pot half empty" implies something different to me (and my Canadian/American ear).

I distinctly remember my dad using a phrase "S..t or get off the pot" as being synonymous for "make up your mind". And that probably comes from *his* father's Scottish roots and references chamber pots.

English.. what a curious language.
David Alstead (Linda's dad) 12-Feb-2007 22:32
Rob, An optimist is one whose glass is half full as opposed to a pessimist, whose glass is half empty. A Twitcher is the colloquial name for a bird-watcher. Do you know, I always thought that we were the English and that it was you who had the quirky dialect!
Enrico Martinuzzi12-Feb-2007 21:22
I really do love this shot! I find it superb and dimamic. GMV
Rob Philip12-Feb-2007 20:11
I'm always fascinated by your funky English dialect..

"Rotovating".. it took some googling to figure out what that was..

"dodgy start" I can figure out.

"pot is half empty" sounds like a half-full toilet.

"down the pan" sounds like more like something you'd do in the kitchen.

"mooched around".. sounds like you were begging for something.

I'm not even going to speculate on what a "twitcher" might be!

:)
Zak12-Feb-2007 19:16
Forking Met Office wrong again! ;-)
Guest 12-Feb-2007 18:10
chapeau for your work in the dirty,pissing weather, I do learn a lot at Pbase,(words haha).Love this compo and you have gorgeous legs.