Although this was meant to be a shot in my ‘you don’t have to get your tits out to shoot a sexy pic’ series, I realise this looks kinda scary.

S’OK though, I can be forgiven for a lack of judgement after lots of wine!

It’s a stocking.

I meant it to look sexy but it looks cack!

Oh well, the best laid plans….

Tomorrow – more duck tails….

Last year I was scraping the barrel!