I’m cheesed off. I’m out of ideas. I’m tired.

Why aren’t Spurs on the telly tonight? The game is being shown on an Irish satellite channel but we’ve not got access to it, not even for a price. So, there doesn’t appear to be any commentary on the Spurs website and no coverage on the telly so I’m not going to be able to follow the boys in Leverkusen tonight.

DM has just come over from the office and said ‘are you coming back to the studio to take a photo?' and I just didn’t have the heart. I wandered around for a bit – got myself some comfort food (only a super-ripe arm-trickler of the best kind – not a gram of fat in sight) and while I was eating, I noticed this and decided it’s make an interesting abstract.

It is food, Jim, but not as we know it!

Do you think that I’m obsessed as I have now posted food shots five days in a row – that’s what months of dieting does for you – sends you into a frenzy!

I have just had a fillip - I've discovered the Spurs website is commentating live - it was just very slow to load- and we're ahead - COYS!

Last year, Sparkie was dreaming up plans to get out of being a guidedog.....but we didn't know that then!