OK OK I know this is completely and utterly shit – you don’t need to mention it.

However, The chap with the crown who looks drunk and sleepy – that’s exactly what DM looks like on this, his birthday evening and I’d like to think I look a little like the buxom lass sleeping beside him…..except that I don’t have fishnet stockings on because (would you believe) the last time I wore them he got shirty because a chap was staring at my legs on the train so that was that.

The dawn cometh all too soon as I have to get in the car and drive in way too few hours to be considered decent but that is my lot as a corporate whore and one I have to accept – however reluctantly.

This is the end of a wonderful mini-break for us – now it’s back to the grindstone.

Last year, my beautiful man was sitting on the cliff top at Bedruthan Steps