During a recent prospective field agent evaluation exercise in an undisclosed location on an undisclosed date in the presence of undisclosed personnel the above undisclosed prospective agents posed for an undisclosed photographer while donning their personal protective equipment (PPE) for the next phase of the evaluation. The PPE in the picture were specially designed to prevent inadvertent exposure to unpolarized light which has been known to cause vertigo and other unpleasantries in lesser agents.

During the subsequent "screening" exercise the prospective agents were subjected to unattenuated blasts of polarized and unpolarized light while being bombarded with both extra-sensory low total impulse blasts of triboenergy and occasional spritzing with small amounts of moisture. Only small amounts were allowed because of the drought in this location.

After completion of the exercise the prospective agents were treated to a cocktail hour in the World of Coke tasting room so that supervisory agents (cleverly disguised as Coke personnel) could ascertain whether any subliminal alteration of sensory organelles had occurred. Much to the relief of all, the physical condition of the prospective agents was not altered in any way.

The day lasted long into the night as the lead agent treated all to a pizza dinner. It was observed that the lone female agent was certainly unharmed since, in the face of a dizzying array of selections for pizza toppings, she chose a salad. That is not to say, however, that she didn't take it upon herself to be certain that the pizza wasn't poisoned before her fellow agents ate too much of it. It should be noted that a pitcher of an amber liquid was also consumed, further indicating that the field training ordeal had no lasting effect on the participants.