This man was working on Anti-gravity propulsion until he was abducted.
Now he sits in the sun drawing diagrams with crayons. Excepting when crayon priviledge is withdrawn because he has soiled himself again.
It's sad to hear of another innocent person having to suffer simply because some curious extra-terrestrials decided to perform an unwanted examination! Nevertheless, discipline must continue; pity is not sufficient reason to give him special treatment. They really injured his face with their laser probe---will those burns ever heal?