I was inspired to come out as an ice cream enthusiast (sic) by this photo: http://www.pbase.com/listorama/image/77882970

This particular variety is so dense I can only have it once a month or so, and I'm done. That's a pretty good effect for a sucraholic like me.

Like the name implies, it causes an unflattering condition to develop about the rear, as well as the midsection, despite Ben and Jerry's assurances that their source cows are growth hormone free. Personally, I think Bessie's doping on the sly.