Off To Find The New World...Before Columbus!!! |
Lost My Head While Playing the Pan Pipes |
Pouring the Water |
An Easter Prayer For World Peace |
Do You Think They Will Notice Me When They Climb the Stairs? |
Enjoy My Friend, You Worked Hard |
Yahoo, Let's Ride This Keg To Davey Jones's Locker |
Stay Where You Are Laddie, I'll Protect You |
Steady Boy, I Won't Let Those Pigeons Poop In Your Eye |
Not My First Choice For Keeping Children Safe |
What The Well Dressed Man Wears To Hold Up His Socks |
Yes Master, How May I Serve You |
En garde! |
Shhhhh!!! |
A Tasty Serf |
Watch Out Geese, I'm Coming Through!!!!!! |
Finishing Up Their Summer Reading List |
A Bear in Edinburgh |
The Horse |
The Lion |
Hello, I Could Use a Little Help....This is Heavy |
Da Gummi |
Stop Trying To Hide Behind Me!!! |
Maybe I Can Find Some Shoes in This Town |
I'm Frowning Because They Got The Fancy Outfits |
Hey Mister, Did You See My Buddy...He's about This Tall |
Whoever Moves First is the Loser |
Five Dollars on the Bengals to Win |
Ring Around the Rosie |
Thank You Louis |
I'm Trying My Best To Blow Smoke At The Tower... |
The Golden Warrior |
Keep Your Mask On People Or There Will Be Consequences |
General Logan Hacking His Way Through The Leaves At Logan Circle |
When You Know You Look Good |
Looking For a Young Maiden to Rescue |
Gathering Flowers |
Can I Take My Mask Off If I'm Vaccinated? |
A Pod of Dolphins |
Pssst....You Forgot To Button Some Buttons |
Hope My Coffee Is Still Hot |
Hey, Who Left Me Tied Up Here? |
Strange Statue |
In The News - Troubling Times |
Hoarding His Food |
If I Have To Stay In I Might As Well Be Comfortable |
What's This Word Dear? |
I See a Nice Field of Grass Over There But I Just Can't Seem to Move |
...and the Oscar Goes to.... |
Pray Hard Everyone...He'll Be So Disappointed If His Boat Doesn't Float |
Read All About It...The Roaring Twenties Have Arrived Again |
No, I'm Not Putting My Foot Down....There's a Snake Down There!!! |
Would You Put the Sword Down and Help Us Out |
You Go First...No, You Go First |
Dancing Through the Woods |
Is That Bacon I Smell Cooking? |
Raising Kids is Easier When You Use All Your Extremities |
Go Ahead, Jump...Daddy Will Catch You |
So Sad |
"Spring's greatest joy beyond a doubt is when it brings the children out." |
As Kermit the Frog Always Said.... |
I"m Kind of Sick of the View From Here |
In the Belly of an Alien |
I Might of Celebrated Too Much Last Night |
It's Happening Again |
When You Always Have Your Nose in the Air..... |
So Tired of Holding This Light and Now It's Getting Windy and Cold |
A Tribute to Fado |
I Don't Know Why He Won't Talk To Us...Maybe Because He Has The Key |
Please, Please Can I Have A Pony |
Tap, Tap, Tap....Working All Night Long |
Here is Your Ticket, Now Go Get in Line |
Ah Yes, My Deodorant Is Still Working |
Why So Glum Chum..... |
Could You Get Your Foot Off My Tunic!!!! |
Come On Adam, Just Taste It |
Unhand Me You Besotted Oaf!!!!! |
What Do You Mean You Left Your Homework At Home??? |
Wish I Could Remember Where I Left My Shoes |
You Really Expect Me To Believe That!!! |
Lift Up Your Eyes |
Roarrr...You Better Have Your Halloween Candy Ready |
It's Daylight Now and He's Still Not Home...He's in Big Trouble |
Head North Floridians...Irma Is Coming |
You Swallow Me, Then I'll Swallow You..... |
O Chromeo, Chromeo, Wherefore Art Thou Chromeo |
Aww Come On Leo, Give The Kids Back Their Ball |
If He Tries To Put That Hat On My Head Again I'm Going To Buck Him Off |
I Just Love It When They Rub My Belly |
I Told George Not To Chop Down That Cherry Tree... |
So, Do I Use This Head Or Keep The One I Have? |
Quick, Hand Me the Medicine...I Finally Have a Good Hold On Him!!! |
Alexander Graham Bell |
It Appears I Need A Cleaning As Much As The Politics In My Country |
Standing Guard |
I Really Do Wish He Would Stop Poking Me In The Butt With That Staff |
I'm Gonna Wash That Man Right Out Of My Hair |
If The Cleaning Crew Doesn't Show Up Soon I Won't Be Able To See A Thing |
Ready, Set, Action!!!! |
I Hate The Way Your Father Is Always Looking Over My Shoulder |
You Understand At The Recital You Will Need To Wear Clothes |
Surf's Up…..Everybody To the Beach!!!! |
How Embarrassing…The Master Forgot To Put His Pants On Again |
I Hope Someone Cleans This Pool Soon |
You Steal My Feather…I Poop On Your Head |
The Valentine Embrace That Will Last Forever |
Oh Dear, I Believe That Pidgeon Just Laid An Egg In Your Hair!!! |
What A Strange New Year's Eve…I Came Home With A Bird That Sticks It's Tongue Out |
I Wonder When Helen and Tim Are Coming Back To D.C. |
Oh Dear, I Can't Decide…Should I Have Apple Pie Or Pumpkin Pie After Dinner Today |
Are You Ready For Some Baseball? |
Could You Bring Me A Blanket Please? |
No, That's OK….You Can Carry Your Own Head |
Please, Take a Seat and I'll Read You a Story |
Agh…When Is That Advil Going To Kick In |
The Arrow and the Song |
Don't Knock It Until You've Tried It |
Come Right Up Here Little Guy…I Promise I Won't Hurt You |
Hi Ho Silver Away |
What Do You Mean You Think They May Have Overdone The Curls? |
Yes My Little Friend, I'll Stay Right Here And Wait For You |
Oy Veh, Why Did I Have That Last Drink? |
Follow Me…I'll Lead The Way With My Trusty Flashlight |
Me and My Shadow |
Do You Feel a Draft In Here Too? |
Nope, You Can't Make Me Laugh |
Grace |
Please, Enough!!! You Have Already Ruined This Outfit. |
Proud and Noble |
Dancing By Candlelight |
See How You Could Look If You Would Just Go To The Gym Everyday |
Wardrobe Malfunction |
Elvis |
Is This Statue Trying To Tell Me Something? |
If You Would Just Wear Socks and Pants You Wouldn't Get Splinters in Those Places |
The Serious White Giant |
Yes Mom, I Remembered To Put My Hat On |
Did You Get The Shot Mister…How About You Lady ? |
Uh Oh, Here Comes California Chrome |
As Alfred Hitchcock said..... |
Yes Dracula, I Am Ready For You |
If I Find That Guy Who Took My Clothes Last Night……. |
I Don't Know How Much Longer I Can Hold This |
If That Pigeon Gets Me In The Eye One More Time I'm Gonna Shoot Him! |
I Promise Not To Lick Myself. Please Take This Elizabethan Collar Off Of Me! |
Excuse Me...What Are You Looking At? |
Someone Wasn't Very Fleet of Foot |
It's Time To Party! |
If Only I Could Remember Where I Left My Clothes Last Night |
Oh That's Where I Left My Panties! |
The Battle Rages On |
Relax Little Lion, I'll Take Care of This |
Here, Throw It Here! |
No, Throw To Me, I'm Open! |
Well Hello There! We're Off For a Ride. |
I Hate It When He Blows That Thing! |
So Neptune, You Got Another Sea Shanty For Me? |
What? You Want Me to Charge Up That Hill! |
Oh, It's Raining! |
Do You Mind...I'm Trying To Take A Shower!!! |
Mush, You Oxen! |
Stop, In The Name Of Love... |
Put Away Your Sword...Those Who Use The Sword Will Die By The Sword |
A One And A Two, All Together Now |
Class, Today's Lesson Is On How To Create These Magnificent Curls |
Why Don't You Come Up and See Me Sometime |
I'm Glad I Put My Sunblock On |
Stay Back!!! The City Is In Flames |
We're Following The Leader! |
Tiptoe Through The Tulips With Me |
Could You Please Turn Around |
Just Right Mum!! Leave Your Hand Right There. |
Give Me Back My Wrap and Wipe That Smile Off Your Face |
The Boss Said, Tell The Band To Stop Marching. We Are Right At The Edge!!! |
Oh No, I Told You We Would Get In Trouble If You Came In Here Naked! |
People-Dolphin Diving; A New Sport for the Summer Olympics |
The 11:05 Train To Stamford Will Be Leaving From Track Three |
The Best Place to Keep Your Corn Cobs is Under Your Collar |
There, There Now. You Know You're Not Allowed To Play With Vicky's Orb. |
Just Sending Some Of The World's Problems Up To You |
Day Is Done |
Are You Ready For Your Close Up? |
I Saw The Girls First , They're Coming With Me! |
Hear Ye, Hear Ye!!!!! |
This Is The Worst New Year's Day Hangover I've Ever Had |
You Should See The One In The Other Room |
Ouch!!! Right in the Eye! |
Hi Ho Silver Away |
The Wise One |
Mister Hokey Pokey Man |
I'll Look Up, You Look Down |
Sorry About The Mess I Made On You Mister |
Open Wide Here Come Two More Grapes |
Eeeekkk, A Mouse!!!!!! |
Which One Of You Will Pull Out That Weed |