As you surely know, every performance of real French BearCanCan must end with splits.

So, following what I had learnt from my granny, Suzette Bear, I did that...

But I’m not the slender and flexible child I was when she taught me how to dance...

So, I don’t know how to tell it to you, but...uhm...I’m stuck!!!!

Please, is there anyone of you who could kindly call my neighbour, Professor McLivet, to ask him to come over to help lift me up again?

...Pleaseeeee!