My beloved nephew, Mr. Frimpong Bear, graduated with full marks and honours in Travellingbearology and Litearature at Oxford University!
I was very proud of him.
I prepared 100 jars of his favourite jam for him, with a special secret recipe, which I cannot reveal to you, even though I’m ready to share all my other recipes.
Frimpong’s favourite jam is the delicious

“Violet’s special honey and beer jam”
He can eat a whole jar of it in a few minutes!