Michael, I swear on the soul of Asmodeus, nevermind mine, that I will make borsch to flow violently through these pipe just to get you and Phyllis back to our underworld kitchen... Please, oh please, book the trip to sacred grounds of Antares ( meaning Ontario ) !!!
No Doubt Eldar, in 1321 when this system was introduced it was a technological breakthrough... and it remains so, even by today's standards. Being somewhat involved in Science and engineering you can plainly see that not only is this a steam portal of souls, it is also a steam soul re-cycler... the first on only real reincarnation machine in history. In addition to recycling souls, it also a terrific machine in producing large quantities of purified synthetic borscht....I suppose it tastes alright, but it, unfortuneately has no real commercial value, as borscht that is mass produced without sweat and tears is not really borscht at all, and would therefore be of no use in our refined borscht-blooded veins. Speaking of borscht.... please tell the goddess of all borscht herself that Phyllis and I think of her and you too. Zy gezundt Torvarische Amigo. Ciao, Michael.
