Here are some of the songs I am going to cover:

She Broke My Heart at Walgreens so I Cried All the Way to Sears

If Love Were Oil, I'd be a Quart Low

At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self-Service Pump

I'm Gettin' Gray From Being Blue

If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead Yet?

How Can I Miss You When You Won't Go Away?

They May Put Me In Prison But They Can't Stop My Face From Breaking Out

If I Had My Life to Live Over, I'd Live Over a Delicatessen

Any requests?