Maggie Said It

So here I am driving.
My phone rings and he said:
"Maggie said there is a Starbucks
down at the Piggly Wiggly."

My only response was:
"Of course there is"

I think one of my favorite things
about traveling this country is
seeing Starbucks at Piggly Wigglys.
There is just something wrong about it.
Wrong in a very "Quad Grande Latte" way.
Oh hold the phone, I mean right.
Give me coffee or give me sleep!