Death of an XBOX

Alas, after 25 days, my XBox crossed over.

Maybe it was the extra playing
while my leg was injured.

Maybe it was the fact that I got my
NISI divorce judgement in the mail. (woo hoo)

Or maybe, just maybe, there are huge
design flaws that Microsoft has not fixed?
The thing is amazingly fun to play.
Lets hope Junior here lasts more than a month.
And I will say that Target took it right back.
There was no hassle at all with the return.

Oh, and to everyone in "Call of Duty 4" that were
getting "cheap kills" on me when my Xbox would lock up?
Yeah, don't count on that happening anymore, you are toast.
Warm buttery toast to the Squad Assault Weapon (SAW).
Corporal 2Fast4U is returning back to duty tonight!