If her name is not Barbie

I swear to God it should be.
The funny part is that they were both friendly.
They knew that 600 nerds were giving them the eye.
They both handled it very well.
The only trouble I saw was some jerk.
He actually tried to hug one of them.
I felt bad for her during that part.
I mean here you are in skimpy clothes,
and some dork you don't know tries to hug you.
That is the part I should have taken a picture of.
The look on her face as she jumped back from him.
I don't have the body for it, but if I did,
this is not the job I would want.