Would you light my candle?

It's only a flesh wound.
It was a simple matter of lighting a candle.
You would think I could do that without burning myself.
I was trying to race the match though.
I got to the fourth candle and even got it lit.
However, my thumb also got a little lit.
I could stick in how I was burnt by love,
but that is just making a joke of this serious wound ;-)
Oh, yeah, I did just make a joke of it.
Here is another one:
I am grilled venison dripping with honey.
Oh, that made no sense?
Crap, since when do these make sense.
In fact, if you squint your eyes it almost looks like a check mark.
Oh, Girly is here and needs to be pet before I go out.
Gotta run, later kids.

Sometimes nonsensical is the way to go.
I swear, the heart in the background was an accident ;-)