Are you a dentist? I'm not but I play one next to my tv.
Wait does mangling an old joke construction like that work?
Naaaaaah, not funny. Damn. But seriously folks, are you a dentist?
I'm not but I play one on my neighbor's TV. OH MY GOD, that is
soooooooo NOT funny. Wait...
Okay, um...
Is that a toothbrush in your pocket or are you just a DENTIST?