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A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body.
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You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
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Dave Barry (1947 - )
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Never miss a chance to keep your mouth shut.
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Robert Newton Peck, 'A Day No Pigs Would Die'