"Shiva, I know," Kali said to me. "Ganesh, too, is known to me. Who is this dark fellow?"
"He is Fred the Bear," I said to her, respectfully, looking up from my e-mails. "I found him in the U.P."
"Ah," Kali answered. "He is from Uttar Pradesh. I know him as well."
"Er," I started. "The Upper Peninsula, actually. Of Michigan."
"Do not correct, Kali," Kali said to me. "And fetch me a soda. None of that diet crap."