Anybody who has stayed at a Disney resort lately knows who Kryssa or Stacy are.
They are presenters on the main resort channel (first it was Kryssa and then Stacy replaced her).
You can't avoid this channel as the room televisions are programed to be on that channel when you turn them on.
They both seem to suffer from PPD (Perky Personality Disorder)and watching either of them for long periods of time can drive you nuts.
During my last stay at a Disney resort I discovered an entertaining alternative - an infomercial on a local channel featuring Sam and His assistant at "Appliance Direct".
These infomercials have their own unique campy style that begins with slow, deliberate explanations of the products features interspersed with exuberant exclamations of his love for appliances.