Jekyll Island, Jupiter Island,

Gilligan's Island...

It's tough to see the difference these days...
...especially with the flashbacks evidently going on in the governmental mind.

Whoa - duuuuudes, where's the Republic?

Is it any wonder my 70's generation was "Dazed and Confuzed"
after being Fed mind-numbing crap like "Gilligan's Island" along with our Honey (I'm) Nut(s) Cheery Ohs?

Yes - Bee happy, buy more, consuuuuume - and you too can be marooned in a perpetual rerun of Gilliben's McIsland.