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Beat Herder 2011

What a difference a week makes! After the mud of Glastonbury we were treated to perfect festival weather with loads of sunshine combined with a gentle breeze to stop it getting uncomfortably hot.

The thing I love most about Beat-Herder is the attention to detail that the organisers have. They keep all the best bits from previous years and then add lots of new & quirky little things to discover and keep things fresh and interesting. This year there was a whole new "Quality Street" arcade of shops in the trees which included a hair salon and a proper tattooist which did a roaring trade in Beat-Herder logo tattoos. There was also a new tunnel to crawl through between two “teleport” boxes and a late night bar and dance venue in the Hotel California.

The other venues were much as we remembered them from last year although there were a couple of name changes. The Recovery Lounge became the “Perfumed Garden” and the New Bands tent was renamed “Rajazzle”. The line up was right out of the top drawer with performances from big festival name bands like Leftfield, Dreadzone, Dub Pistols, Afro Celt Sound System, The Selector, Horace Andy and Neville Staple as well as DJ sets from top names like Mr Scruff, Mylo, Krafty Kutz and Justin Robertson.

There was the same excellent selection of food as we had last year, most of which was reasonably priced, although £7 for an Ostrich Burger seemed a bit steep. There were also the usual couple of extremely quaffable festival beers plus a very reasonable 6.2% abv cider, all of which were £3 a pint or less. And although there were a few cursory searches at the gates there wasn’t the wholesale turfing out of bags and pockets that we had to put up with last year.

In fact there are probably only 3 detractions from what was otherwise a stupendous weekend. Firstly the poorly marshalled queuing system to get into the car parks where some cars were held for an hour or more while others were allowed to drive straight in. Secondly the problems of the overflowing urinals we saw last year haven’t been solved.

And finally the amount of litter which was just disgraceful! It’s the one thing that pisses me off more than anything else about festivals. Why are such a large proportion of the people who attend these wonderful events so fucking ignorant and lazy that they can’t put all their shit in the nearest bin? We’re not just talking cans and cups. There were plates of half eaten food everywhere, left lying around where people were trying to sit and children played. It’s disgusting & if you are one of those responsible and you consider your behaviour to be acceptable then you really need to have a good word with yourself because you are ruining it for those of us who actually do give a fuck!
Reptile
Reptile
They Did A Roaring Trade
They Did A Roaring Trade
No Turning Back
No Turning Back
Twit Twoo
Twit Twoo
I Spy
I Spy
Motorheads
Motorheads
Perfumed Garden DJ Shed
Perfumed Garden DJ Shed
Rawhide
Rawhide
Trailer Trash
Trailer Trash
The Peace Artistes
The Peace Artistes
Nice Hat
Nice Hat
Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs
Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs
Blow Your Horn!
Blow Your Horn!
Dusk 1
Dusk 1
Dusk 2
Dusk 2
Absinth Bar
Absinth Bar
Stan's Magic Foot
Stan's Magic Foot
Flower Power
Flower Power
Punk Fiction
Punk Fiction
Taking It Easy
Taking It Easy
Light Show
Light Show
Main Arena
Main Arena
My New Arborial Friend
My New Arborial Friend
Psychedelic
Psychedelic
Mrs Cakehead (Perhaps)
Mrs Cakehead (Perhaps)
Fluffy
Fluffy
Masquerade
Masquerade
Toiltrees
Toiltrees
Elmos
Elmos
Wig Out!
Wig Out!
Cosmic Rave Sock
Cosmic Rave Sock
& Friend
& Friend
Wicker Sculptures Fresh From Glastonbury
Wicker Sculptures Fresh From Glastonbury
The Hang Project
The Hang Project
Salsa
Salsa
Spray Away
Spray Away
Joe Driscoll
Joe Driscoll
Fairey Acid Brass Band
Fairey Acid Brass Band
Groovers
Groovers
???
???
Pete & The Pirates
Pete & The Pirates
Where Are We?
Where Are We?
Sweet
Sweet
Nuts
Nuts
Grrrrrrr!
Grrrrrrr!
Pampering
Pampering
Face Painting
Face Painting
Effortless
Effortless
Chilling
Chilling
Little People Only
Little People Only
Swingers
Swingers
Climbers
Climbers
Dressing Up Time
Dressing Up Time
The Selector
The Selector
Just Sooo Wrong!
Just Sooo Wrong!
Dreadzone
Dreadzone
Earl 16
Earl 16
Elfin Maidens
Elfin Maidens
Executioner
Executioner
Leftfield
Leftfield
Time For A Puff
Time For A Puff
Ivory Tinkler
Ivory Tinkler
Furry
Furry
Dave & The Red Tin
Dave & The Red Tin
Sibling Rivalry
Sibling Rivalry
Lee
Lee
Two Man Ting
Two Man Ting
Mr Scruff
Mr Scruff
Dancing In The Trees
Dancing In The Trees
Smokin'
Smokin'
Grrrrr - Again
Grrrrr - Again
Bernard Thresher of The Lancashire Hotpots
Bernard Thresher of The Lancashire Hotpots
Dickie Ticker
Dickie Ticker
Gentlemans Dub Club
Gentlemans Dub Club
Graffiti Art
Graffiti Art
Biggles Wartime Band
Biggles Wartime Band
Father Green (aka Pere Verte)
Father Green (aka Pere Verte)
Have You Got A Biro?
Have You Got A Biro?
You've Been Warned
You've Been Warned
Think About It...
Think About It...
Good Question
Good Question
Afro Celt Sound System
Afro Celt Sound System
With Johnny Kalsi
With Johnny Kalsi
Simon Emmerson
Simon Emmerson
& Some Amazing Costumes
& Some Amazing Costumes
Red Hot Frilly Kickers
Red Hot Frilly Kickers
Ooo I Say!
Ooo I Say!
Brotherly Love
Brotherly Love
Neville Staple
Neville Staple
Dub Pistols
Dub Pistols
Working Mens Club DJ
Working Mens Club DJ
The Commitee Takes A Bow
The Commitee Takes A Bow