I was fortunate enough to spot these hovering over a river during a photo shoot.
A couple of odd looking men, long, thin heads and dressed in black suits that looked like something out of
a 40's movie, approached me and denied both the saucers and their own presence.
They warned me not to post any pictures or else I would be abducted before I finished
uploading the evidence, but I told them my license to photograph UFO's is in the
public domain and is available for viewing at any privately owned public library.
They looked at me appearing somewhat confused, then they turned away muttering something to themselves.
All of a sudden a loud PHFFFFFFTTTTBBRRRRTTT almost knocked me down. I was stunned and could barely breathe.
Was it a means of communication? Some kind of message? A secret weapon?
They left in their vintage Cadillac as I stood, watching. I held my nose trying to avoid falling into a trance.