Sometimes you should watch where you're going. This looks a little worse than it was. Other than some twigs in the hair Wanda didn't suffer much damage.
OH, and that reminds me. You know what the last words of a "red neck" are?
No no no Bobby, if theres a crowd, its plural! It would be Hey all yall! Let me show you how I busted m head! (Im a southern boy, born and bred.) Youre right about the beer though, it would take the ride along with you.
Well, here in Alabama, we wouldn't just do something daring for Jim-Bob. There's got to be a crowd! Therefore, it's "Hey y'all, watch this!". And we'd never let anyone else hold our beer 'cause they'd drink it. LOL! We'd finish the beer first!