Race Category: Cat 4 on the road, Bs for 'cross

Nickname: The short list: Meh-wee-uhn, Peaches, Trouble, Ginger, Babice, Marian the Barbarian (shortened to "Barb"), Viv, Pissant, Changa, Stampy, Grumpy-Spice. There are more, but I won't belabor the point.

Residenze: Dirty hippy student co-ops in Berkeley (where else?)

My Bikes: Bianchi Axis of ShEvil and Bianchi SanHoe single-speed 'cross bike

How I support by Bike Habit: Would you like to buy a kidney? Some blood plasma? Perhaps a gently used soul?

Best Time on the Bike: This is like asking me what my favorite book is or what my favorite music artist is. It's not a fair question.

Worst Time on the Bike: I prefer to think of my time on the bike in terms of "Good, Better, & Best." That time my bike and I took on a Toyota Tundra truck? That was a good time.

My Motto: "I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum."

Favorite Post-Ride Food: Whatever's in my way.