My current dog. Since he was a puppy till now we never named him so I decided to name him Papi instead. Dumb as a stump but you gotta love him. A mix of Japanese Spits, German Sheperd and who knows what else. His mom is his sister. Don't ask but thats how I calculated his origins. A very colorful character, these are his personalities.

1. Chases his tail. He doesn't realize its his till he bites on it.
2. Pee's like a girl. Though lately he learned to raise his leg and mark his territory.
3. Eats grass. I guess thats true for all dogs but he makes it a dam hobby.
4. Just today he was playing with a top. Those things that spin, usually made of shaped guava tree and a nail sticking on the end of it. Well he figured he'll chew it on for a couple of hours. I knew it will lead to something funny and it did. That night he chewed on the dam nail.
5. Probably the only dog that doesn't know that the cat is the enemy. He just stares at them.
6. He loves to kill insects. He thinks their toys. He pushes them around till he eventually squashes them.
7. At least he knows how to bark. His predecessor Brooklyn is dumb enough to befriend a thief.