As a Presidential nominee it's not easy to get time alone away from the busy campaign tail [err
you mean 'trail' Pooch - Campaign Manager Dad]. There's always somebody wanting to shove a camera
in my face or ask about my views on important issues of the day, such as Not Going to the V*t Too
Often and The Daily B*scuit Allowance.

Today I thought I'd got away from it all for a quiet stroll in the woods. There seemed to be
nobody about. But I keep feeling that there's someone watching. Know what I mean?