"I LOVE THOSE HARBOR LIGHTS"
LIBERALISM, emotionalism fueled by ignorance.
Sarcasm For The Day
You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably angry.
Hold that elevator.
After a long day on the golf course, I stopped in at Hooter's to see some friends and have a snack. After being there for a while, one of my friends asked me which waitress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.
I told them "The one who knows how to fix elevators. I'm old, I'm tired, and I pee a lot more than I used to."