Signs of the times
On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
Embarrassing Medical Exams
During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with One of his medications.
'Which one? ' . .. . I asked. ' The patch... The Nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours and now I'm running out of places to put it! '
I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn't see.
Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body!
Perks of Getting Older
Things you buy now won't wear out.
Men looking after their children
DNA Test is not Necessary
IT HIT ME LIKE A TON OF BRICKS!!...
I Just Realized Something:
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
He has his food prepared for him.
His meals are provided at no cost to him.
He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup and again during the year, if any
medical needs arise.
For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.
He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs,
but he is not required to do any upkeep.
If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
He is living like a king and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
All of his costs are picked up by others who earn a living.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a ton of bricks ~
MY dog is a DEMOCRAT!!!
Signs, signs, everywhere a sign!
(good old WGN)
I was driving through northern Illinois last night listening to a call-in program on WGN in Chicago. People were calling in all upset about the goat's head sent to Cubs owner Tom Ricketts at Wrigley Field. Some guy called in and said, "Why are you all so upset cause someone sent a goat's head to Wrigley ... you are the guys that sent a horse's ass to the White House". I almost ran off the road!
4/18 Even the 2nd worst president is critical!