The small brown bottle
The other day I went over to a nearby CVS Pharmacy. When I got there, I went straight back to the back of the store to where the Pharmacists'Counter is located and took out my little brown bottle along with ateaspoon and laid t hem both onto the counter.
The Pharmacist came over smiled and asked if he could help me.
I said, "Yes! Could you please taste this for me?"
Being I'm a senior citizen...I guess the Pharmacist just went along with me, and picked up the spoon and put a tiny bit of the liquid on his tongue and swilled it around. Then with a stomach-churning look on his face he spit it out on the floor and began coughing. When he finally was finished, I looked him right in the eye asked,
"Now,does that taste sweet to you?"
The pharmacists, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes yelled, "HELL NO!!!"
So I said, "Oh thank God! That's a real relief! My Doctor told me to get my Urine tested for Sugar!"
Well, I can never go back to that CVS, but I really don't care though, because; they aren't very friendly there anyway!!!
those friendly skies
A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The little boy had been looking out of the window. He turned to his mother and asked,
"If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The mother couldn't think of an answer. She told her son to ask the flight attendant.
The boy went down the aisle and asked the flight attendant, "If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The busy flight attendant smiled and asked the boy, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy replied, "Yes, she did."
"Well," said the flight attendant, "you go and tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. "Have your mother explain that to you."
Humorous Homographs for English lovers
Homographs are words of identical spelling but with more than one meaning or pronunciation.
1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
GROWING OLD, THE 2ND WORST THING YOU CAN DO.