Guess What I learned in Civics Two,
that's taught by Mr. Wright?
It's all about the laws today,
The 'Children's Bill of Rights.'

It says I need not clean my room,
Don't have to cut my hair
No one can tell me what to think,
Or speak, or what to wear.

I can wear earrings if I want,
And pierce my tongue & nose.
I can read & watch just what I like,
Get tattoos from head to toe.

Ok said Dad, .
Check out the 'Parents Bill of Rights'
It's in effect today!
Your clothing won't be trendy now,
I'll choose what we will eat.
That allowance that you used to get,
Will buy me something neat..
Then I'm selling off your jet ski,
Your bike & roller blades.............


..... DAD! stop, That's not even close to fair