A pissed moron pleasuring a bottle of beer.

What a pissed moron eventually does with an unattended bottle of beer.

Tim doesn't stand a chance. His amateur finger positioning gives it away.

Man. Beer. Contentment.

Stevo's crotch on the internet.

Stevo fondling my ball.

Johann spots my voyeur-cam.

Little did I realise they were running off with the f***ing trophy.